24 4 / 2014

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

(via rainbowpuppy)

24 4 / 2014

ghostmancain:

silver-jet:

Fencing, Scottish style

I laugh every time I see this.

ghostmancain:

silver-jet:

Fencing, Scottish style

I laugh every time I see this.

(via queenishallbe)

24 4 / 2014

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

reichenbach-in-a-bit:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

Glorious

Queen: hmm I’m boredQueen: what’s this envelope on my deskQueen: BRING THE CAR ROUND

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

reichenbach-in-a-bit:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

Glorious

Queen: hmm I’m bored
Queen: what’s this envelope on my desk
Queen: BRING THE CAR ROUND

(via robinade)

24 4 / 2014

punkest-theveganprincess:

unheroically:

empty lungs
Read entirely, then outside the brackets, then inside the brackets.

Beautiful

punkest-theveganprincess:

unheroically:

empty lungs

Read entirely, then outside the brackets, then inside the brackets.

Beautiful

(via fiftyyearsinthetardis)

24 4 / 2014

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

24 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: Shut the fuck up about vaccinations. Not everyone has to have them, not everyone believes in them. Uneducated fuck.

invite-me-to-your-memories:

cognitivedissonance:

inthearena1:

cognitivedissonance:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

aspiringdoctors:

restless-wafarer:

aspiringdoctors:

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You know, my homie and secret best friend Neil deGrasse Tyson said it best….

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This isn’t an issue of belief or should even be up for discussion. It’s not a debate- like gravity or that the Earth revolves around the Sun isn’t up for debate. It’s a fact, whether or not you like it. Sorry bro.

And any ‘educated fuck’ knows that vaccines are necessary and everyone who can have them should have them.

Have a lovely day, sugar. 

Actually there’s a lot of research and knowledge supporting the fact that vaccines are NOT necessary. It is simply another thing that today’s health system is super big on, just like hospital births and c-sections. And a lot of people actually have long term and short term complications from getting vaccines. Ahem.

Dang guys, you thought I didn’t check my activity log every now and then? Because I knew shit like this would pop up. And, I just finished my block exam and am feeling fiesty.

Actually you’re wrong. That ‘research’ is either completely fabricated OR grossly misinterprets the data OR uses shitty research techniques to get the data they want- all which are grossly unethical, in case you’re curious. I’ve got slides from a recent lecture on vaccines (aka why I am so fired up about this nonsense). You can check out the citations on each slide if you don’t believe me… something unsurprisingly missing from literally every anti-vaccine comment I’ve gotten and website that I have visited. Show me your sources, honey, and if you do, I will blow them out of the water because not a single one stands up to current scientific research standards.

There are however tomes and tomes of research for the safety end efficacy of vaccines. Don’t believe me? Look at a simple google scholar search.

So! Here we go! 

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Holy shit, it’s almost like vaccines SAVE SOCIETY MONEY. In fact, they give money back to society, along with the other programs indicated by red arrows. Which would be really weird for something that is just a healthcare fad like c-sections and hospital births.

And most people have no complications for getting vaccines, and if they do, most of them are short term. In fact, it is devilishly hard to prove an adverse effect was because of a vaccine. Why? Because it’s how we’re wired. We falsely see connections and causes where there are none (called a type 1 error; you are rejecting a true null hypothesis). People are more likely to attribute an adverse health event to a shot- even if that shot is the placebo and the numbers are just the background rate for whatever health event in the population.

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And here is a graph showing the sample sizes necessary to prove that an adverse event is caused or related to a vaccine.

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You know what, it was a really good lecture and I’m going to share more more relevant slides in case any one else feels like contradicting me.

These slides show the public health impact of vaccines. Note the differences between the historical peak and post-vaccine era deaths columns. Because saving literally thousands of lives is totally a conspiracy you should beware of.

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And this is why herd immunity is so important! See how high it has to be for measles? Guess what we’re seeing outbreaks of thanks to anti-vaxxers? Don’t forget that one of the deadly complications of measles is SSPE.

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Look how Hepatitis A infections in older adults when down after kids started getting immunized. Shocking! Could vaccines be… good for …. everyone????

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Ahem.

Anti-vaxxers are a danger to the world and we need to stop them tbh

GODDAMMIT. I AM SICK OF THESE ANTI-VAXXER SHIT GOBLINS.

VACCINATE THOSE WHO CAN BE VACCINATED TO PROTECT THOSE WHO LEGITIMATELY CANNOT.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU THINK YOU’RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FLOATING AROUND IN YOUR SPARKLY CLOUD OF YOUR OWN SELF RIGHTEOUS FARTS THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM DISEASES LIKE POLIO.

GET. A. GODDAMN. CLUE. THEN GET VACCINATED. VACCINATE YOUR SPAWN.

YOUR BATSHIT BELIEFS ARE KILLING PEOPLE.

In my opinion, refusing to vaccinate a child who can be vaccinated is tantamount to medical neglect. I am 100% done with being nice to anti-vaxxers. We need to bring back exiling people. Andrew Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy are the first to go.

Welcome to forced injections, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood liberal.

You’re goddamn right. Nothing says individual freedom like infecting newborns with measles because you’ve got your head jammed so far up your Ayn Rand-hypnotized, objectivist, unvaccinated butthole that vaccinations are suddenly LibertyStompers™ and therefore, causing an epidemic is no big — even though the parents of those too young to be vaccinated, or people who are immunocompromised don’t even get a choice about exposing themselves to harm from your special snowflake irresponsibility.

So yeah, if it’s Typhoid Mary² or “forced injections,” roll up your sleeve, wankstain.

TEAM FORCED INJECTIONS

because really if you’re not on TEAM FORCED INJECTIONS you are on TEAM SMALLPOX AND POLIO

that is not a cool team

I’m just over here swooning at that amazing peice of science.

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

malformalady:

Pearls carved into tiny skulls by artist Shinji Nakaba. Shinji Nakaba, is a jewelry designer in Tokyo who chooses to make his work both unique and memorable.  He uses not only precious metals and stones but also unexpected sources such as that found in polyvinyl water pipes, iron bolts and the garbage. This trash, whether it be plastic bottles or fallen leaves, is then turned into treasure.  Each piece is a wearable sculpture.  Nakaba says “I just want to bring brand new life to something that has no value.”

malformalady:

Pearls carved into tiny skulls by artist Shinji Nakaba. Shinji Nakaba, is a jewelry designer in Tokyo who chooses to make his work both unique and memorable.  He uses not only precious metals and stones but also unexpected sources such as that found in polyvinyl water pipes, iron bolts and the garbage. This trash, whether it be plastic bottles or fallen leaves, is then turned into treasure.  Each piece is a wearable sculpture.  Nakaba says “I just want to bring brand new life to something that has no value.”

(via phdinlycanthropy)

23 4 / 2014

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

(via fiftyyearsinthetardis)

23 4 / 2014

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

23 4 / 2014

belovedimpala:

let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing

(Source: agentromanofff, via queenishallbe)

23 4 / 2014

madeleineishere:

Here is a short comic!

(via drowningingravy)

23 4 / 2014

i-am-babulous:

mallamun:

gatisss:

jesusfuck

I don’t know where this is from, but…

Between this and that Toyota commercial-

Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think.

Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king.

I…

Yes.

(Source: lucernes, via drowningingravy)

23 4 / 2014

navydream:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

23 4 / 2014

feministjewishfangirl:

motherfuckingsassmaster:

things that people shit all over

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are really fucking difficult

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are predominantly female

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

#SURELY COICIDENCE AND NOT A SYSTEMATIC DEVALUING OF ALL THINGS FEMININE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A SHITTY SOCIETY RIGHT?

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)